Happy Hippo Thunder Kratom

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Thunder Hippo (Maximum Energy Potential)

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Reference the Happy Hippo Kratom Effects Chart to compare Diamond Malay!

  1. Speed: FASTEST (Max Motivation & Energy)
  2. Origin: MALAYSIAN
  3. Vein Color: WHITE (DIAMOND)

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Thunder Hippo
Happy Hippo's #1 Non-Maeng Da Kratom!!

What to Expect from Thunder Hippo...

Clean Energy. More Clean Energy. Even More Clean Energy.

Clean Enthusiasm. More Clean Enthusiasm. Even More Clean Enthusiasm!

"Live Fast - Die Young"

This saying is catchy but Puddles prefers → Live Fast - Live Long. 

If you had to take a wild guess, you may think most Hippo Clients are over 45 years old since they have a higher chance of being Hippies. (Kratom Tree Huggers)

In reality - 

  • 60% of Hippo Clients are between ages 21 and 34.
  • 15% of Hippo Clients are between ages 35 and 45.
  • 25% of Hippo Clients are between ages 46 and 100. 

Most Buy Fast Kratom Strains because they are the best for Stimulation or Productivity. 

In addition, Fast Strains also help Humans to possess a Pro-Social Vibe or "Air". 

An elevated sense of Awareness or Mental and Physical Energy pays dividends regardless of Age.


Terms of Use

We DO NOT sell any of our products with any medical claims.
** This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or condition.
Our products are not intended for use by pregnant or nursing women or if you have a medical condition.
DO NOT combine with alcohol or ANY prescription medications.
Not for sale to persons under 21.    
Our product is a 100% unadulterated botanical specimen harvested without pesticides.